1)
The pear is too small.
Teacher, It’s not two (too) small, It’s three small...
把too,和two同音词搞混了的笑话。
2)
"Who's calling" was the answer to the telephone.
"Watt."
"What's your name please?"
"Watt's my name."
"That's what I asked you.What's your name?"
A long pause,and then,from Watt,"Is this Charlie Brown?"
"No,this is knott."
"Please tell me your name."
"Will Knott."
Then they both hang up.
Watt---What Knott---not
故事找不到,这2个笑话也可以吧?~~^^
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