[已解决问题] 高分征集英文笑话
新建了一个小组，木有好笑的笑话，so，有英文笑话都请贴到这里：http://bulo.hjenglish.com/group/joke/
最好是短小精悍的笑话，太长的就和阅读理解没差别了。。。
最好笑的笑话将得到800hy的红包奖励～
问题补充：都不错啊，请贴到小组里去吧～
结帖散分，参与的都有奖～
最好是短小精悍的笑话，太长的就和阅读理解没差别了。。。
最好笑的笑话将得到800hy的红包奖励～
问题补充：都不错啊，请贴到小组里去吧～
结帖散分，参与的都有奖～
最佳答案
笑话：Do you believe in life after death?已贴
提问者对于答案的评价：感谢你的答案，欢迎常来小组贴笑话～
2008-2-4 17:48:49
回答者：joycemia
提问者对于答案的评价：感谢你的答案，欢迎常来小组贴笑话～
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a flounder? One's a bottom dwelling scum sucker...the other's a fish! + You're in a cage with a real mean bear , a lawyer and a gun with only 2 bullets. What do you do? You shoot the lawyer twice, the bear's the least of your problems. How can you tell the differnce between a lawyer and a skunk lying in the middle of the road? The skunk is the one with the skid marks in front of it! Jim and his brother were watching TV.Suddenly Jim turned off the TV."Why do you turn it off?" his brother asked. "I'd like to drink water and I don't want to miss the TV program for drinking water."answered Jim. --- Are you kidding? (你是开玩笑的吧?) ---no, i am serious. (不,我是认真地.) Someone has translated it into chinese as "你是基丁么? 不,我是西尔沃斯." And another one has translated it too: 你是鸡丁么? 不, 我是瘦肉丝. 最后修改于 2008-2-5 9:21:49
It’s not that. 不是那样的。A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet. B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella. A: No, it wasn’t raining. A：我看见7个女孩共撑一把伞却没有一个被淋湿。 B：啊？那一定是把很大的伞吧！ A：不是，当时并没有下雨。 |
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