播客 / [精华] BJ单身日记01——新年革新计划

1年前   bearlin: 听力中英对照 I WILL NOT Drink more than fourteen alcohol units a week. Smoke. Waste money on: pasta-makers, ice-cream machines or other culinary devices which will never use; books by unreadable literary authors to put impressively on shelves; exotic underwear, since pointless as have no boyfriend. Behave sluttishly around the house, but instead imagine others are watching. Spend more than earn. Allow in-tray to rage out of control. Fall for any of following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalo¬maniacs, chauvinists, emotional fuckwits or freeloaders, perverts. Get annoyed with Mum, Una Alconbury or Perpetua. Get upset over men, but instead be poised and cool ice-queen. Have crushes on men, but instead form relationships based on mature assessment of character. Bitch about anyone behind their backs, but be positive about everyone. Obsess about Daniel Cleaver as pathetic to have a crush on boss in manner of Miss Moneypenny or similar. 新年革新计划 禁止 ※酗酒：一个星期内酒的摄取量控制在14单位①以下。 ※抽烟。 ※浪费钱：例如，把钱花在买意大利面制造机、冰激凌制造机，或是其他根本不会用到的烹饪电器上；买那些会大量占用书柜的空间却看不懂的文学作品；没有男朋友的时候，却毫无意义地买一些性感惹火的内衣。 ※穿着邋遢地在房间里走动；相反，要假装有人时刻在注视着你，随时保持警戒状态。 ※入不敷出。 ※乱发脾气。 ※爱上这些类型的男人：酒鬼、工作狂、有承诺恐惧症者、有女朋友或老婆者、嫌弃女人者、狂妄自大者、大男子主义者、情感的性无能、好吃懒做者、性变态者。 ※对妈、尤娜;厄康伯利或是柏佩嘉生气。 ※过于在乎男人的言行举止；相反，要装作一副毫不在乎、冰山美人的模样。 ※迷恋男人；相反，要做一个成熟的女人，跟他人建立良好健全的人际关系。 ※在别人的背后骂人家浑蛋：要尽量给予他人正面的评价。 ※过度迷恋丹尼尔．克利弗———迷恋上司是件既辛苦又很不像话的事。 1楼

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