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immense: 唐僧这样叫悟空起床
唐僧这样叫悟空起床
悟空。。。悟空。。。起床了~，这么晚了，不起来是要耽搁取经的，就算耽搁不了取经也是要耽搁化斋的，为师饿了，肚子饿了是走不动路的，更别说取经了，就算是耽搁不了化斋，让观音姐姐知道了也不好，她可是要生气的，这个女人罗里八嗦的麻烦得很，她可不象为师这样简明扼要点到为止，到时候念叨起来，我们师徒二人可都受不了啦。徒儿，你不能贪图一时的瞌睡就不顾师傅的感受嘛。想当初要不是师傅发善心把你从如来佛主的五指山下给救出来，你哪里有今天啊。。。。。。平时你虽然为我降伏妖魔，但为师我也是为你添衣加暖啊，原本想给你做件虎皮大衣，结果不擅针线，做成了虎皮围裙，但那还是为师的心意啊，悟空。。。为了为师，还是起来吧啊，听话啊~
为师我就不多罗嗦了，说多了你也会烦，现在不会烦以后也会烦，但是为了不让你烦，我就再简单劝你两句。你看八戒和沙僧他们都出去晨练了，为师知道你在他们中间本领最高，但是也不能因为本领高就不起床啊，不晨练也就算了，可是你这样睡下去是要发胖的，发胖了就会影响你的身材，身材不好了筋斗云就翻不远了，就连八戒都已经意识到减肥的重要性了。。。悟空，我看现在是该你考虑考虑该不该起床这个问题的时候了，耽搁了吃早饭或者睡了懒觉不吃早饭是很容易生病的，现在看郎中又那么贵，我们都是出家之人，实在没有什么钱可以用来治病啊。再说了，万一这个时候有个什么妖魔鬼怪的出来害为师，你总不能眼睁睁地看着师父被劫走吧，还有要是我真的被劫走了，还是要你来救啊，到时候你得变苍蝇、变蚊子、变妖怪请神仙啊什么的，那多麻烦是不是。所以啊悟空。你就干脆起来了吧。师傅也不想罗嗦了啊。。。到时候说多了你肯定会觉得我罗嗦的。哦对了，昨天晚上刮风下雨，我把你的衣服给收进来了，现在还没干呢，不过不要紧，都说猴的火气大，穿上一会就干了。。。
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immense: 昨天看了SMG的非常有戏
笑坏了，谢辉说他练了好久的甩袖，结果今天准备上台穿的衣服是没袖的，唱天仙配的原来是农民，不用甩袖的。。。。
陈松龄也很可爱！笑容真的很能打动人心^_^
还有个超高笑的就是，杨二车pk时候唱青藏高原，曹可凡他们都在后面伴舞，结果杨唱的超长无比，曹可凡都跳的累死了。。。。似乎都听到他说怎么还没完哪。。。
觉得这个非常有戏确实很不错！
还有喜欢越剧红楼梦，单仰萍老师^_^
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cookie_x: you can ask him
A debate on the authenticity of Shankespeare's works has spread into a family.
A Bostonian and his wife took opposite sides in the Shankespeare-Bacon controversy,the woman being sure that the plays were written by Shakespeare,while the man was equally sure that were the work of the famous philosopher Bacon.
“When I get to Heaven,”said the woman angrily,”I am going to ask really wrote the plays.”
“But suppose that he is not in Heaven?”said the husband.
“Then you can ask him,you blockhead.”
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cookie_x: Very stupid robbers
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."
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immense: leg broken or heart broken
Today leader ask us to take some exercise at gym, one guy said "no, my leg broken", then boss said, "well, I thought your heart broken, so that's better"
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cookie_x: 来看mm了咯～
大家一起笑笑～开心哦～lol～
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immense: 鳄鱼都会被吓死
Yesterday, I went to BOCOMM on bus and happend to heard a news from MMTV.
Taiwan Zoo have currently buy a new huge crocodile from Africa, because the fomer king of crocodile is die from great fear and shock of the earthquake weeks before.
I can't help laughing on the bus: 原来的那只巨型鳄鱼在台湾地震中，因为惊吓过渡而死亡。。。。汗一个
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immense: 2007-01-17
Well, yesterday, one thing really interesting that is I nearly have an email chat with my future boss at late evening, about 23:00, really funny.
a little bit humor everyday, it's a free fortune of life.
Another thing, I went to BOCOMM to visit my former clients and colleagues, then I have dinner with Vega, afterwards, we found a fabulous shop selling memo books and pencils, it's really like a fairytale and everything is lovely and have a characteristic of Korean or Japan. Lovely!!! Near the Fuzhou RD, wonderful shop!
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immense: 07/01/16 今天的joke
今天boss说：他很喜欢自己的一个杯子，是朋友从hawaii带给他的，他又把这个杯子从美国带到中国放在上海办公室，结果前几天才发现这是made in China，真是白白绕了一大圈
Today, in the final interview with Justin, the president of starcite, he told me a very funny story when showing his cup.
Really a beautiful cup. and it was given by his friend in the US when this guy travel to Hawaii, then Justin brought this cup from the US all the way to Shanghai China, then one day, he find out that this cup is made in China. Well, I think it's a very lucky cup~~!
Then the interview went much more tough for disscussing abou the concept of what is OO, then why we use OO, why is OO better than other design pattern?
For the second question, I really can't answer well, and after the whole hour's interview, Justin ask me whether I have any question? I said: yeah, just one question. He said: god, don't ask me "what is OO"? it's fabulous, of course my question is not this, but sometimes I really impressed by the abbility of being humorous to everything of the foreigners.
OK, Now I'm at home, I'm getting started to find the answers to the questions which I haven't answered well in the interviews. Really tough!
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immense: 整体目标！
自己虽然很爱笑，但是不够搞笑，每天学一点！
欢迎更多有志于此的朋友一起来学习幽默感^_^
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